It’s a hard life as a backbencher: “Sir” Tricky Dicky Ottaway, left, in the House of Commons. Is he asleep? Or is he just “resting his eyes”?
It must be tough, getting by on the miserable 66 grand salary as a Tory backbencher in the House of Commons.
In our picture, poor old “Sir” Tricky Dicky Ottaway, the hard-working Conservative MP for Croydon South, appears to be asleep, or just bored, as he endures one of his colleagues’ speeches in the House.
Our caption competition is open exclusively to those who actually went out in May 2010 and voted for Ottaway, despite the evidence collected about him in the Telegraph’s MPs expenses scandal.
Is “Sir” Tricky…
(a) dreaming of his next sailing holiday?
(b) thinking that he needs to buy another “special” £2,000 bed from Harrod’s on expenses, because the current one clearly isn’t comfortable enough to get a good night’s sleep?
(c) wondering what needs doing at public expense in the gardens of his country home in Bletchingley?
(d) having a nightmare about 81-year-old pensioner anarchists attacking him in his constituency office? Or
(e) All of the above?
Answers, by email only please, to ottawayr@parliament.uk, with the words “WAKEY WAKEY!” in the subject field.
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Coming to Croydon
- Fairtrade Film night, Antenna Cafe, Haynes Lane, Feb 27
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- Patchwork and quilting workshop, Upper Norwood Library, Mar 3
- Fairtrade stall at Food Market, Haynes Lane, Mar 8
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- Croydon Half-marathon, Mar 30
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