INTERGALACTIC EXCLUSIVE: Count Binface, fresh from challenging Rishi Sunak at the General Election and winning 24,000 votes in May’s London Mayor vote, has announced on our interview podcast Under The Flyover that he now wants to run for office as … Mayor of Croydon!
Hear Count Binface talk about his previous election rivals, including Theresa May and Boris Johnson, as he takes aim at Croydon Mayor Jason Perry with a campaign that he promises will be #ABitLessShit.
And listen to the intergalactic superhero’s excitement at performing on stage at the Fairfield Halls on Saturday October 19 (tickets available here), within sight of the universally famous Croydon Flyover.
But you better hurry: tickets sales have gone off like a space rocket!
“The Banksy of Satire” says he is here to save us all from imminent disaster with his MEGA plans (Make Earth Great Again!).
And now Binface is bringing his unique take on Croydon, his special brand of sci-fi satire, and of course his unbeatable manifesto.
Cheaper croissants? Check. The nationalisation of Adele? Check. The return of Ceefax? Check. Water bosses to take a dip in UK rivers to see how they like it? CHECK!
“Let’s take down the trash! Croydon Forever!”
But hey, as we said, it’s in line with Croydon Council policy…
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