Now it’s the Fairfield Halls fiasco that gets one in the Eye

Britain’s best-selling satirical fortnightly returns to Croydon’s financial woes – and says police should be called in to investigate deals around unfinished arts centre refurbishment

Rotten borough: Croydon is getting attention from other parts of Gnome’s fine organ

While some citizen bloggers claim to try “to emulate Private Eye”, the professional journalists here at Inside Croydon Towers regularly see their hard work followed up by the minions working for Lord Gnome.

So it is in the latest edition of Gnome’s fine organ, when their veteran arts correspondent, Lunchtime O’Boulez, played catch-up with our agenda-setting coverage of what The Stage has only recently come to realise is “the £70million fiasco” of the Fairfield Halls refurbishment.

“Things disappear at an alarming rate in Croydon,” O’Boulez notes, referring to the as-yet-unpublished “value-for-money review” from Grant Thornton into  the Fairfield Halls refurbishment, which insiders at the council’s auditors suggest might finally see the light of day in September, nearly six months later than had been promised.

Senior figures at Grant Thornton have suggested that one of the things that they expected to discover as they delved into the murkily opaque financial arrangements between Croydon Council, Brick by Brick, its hapless loss-making house-builder, and various contractors could be the very serious matter of “illegal payments”. Certainly, Grant Thornton has been racking up hefty bills fromlawyers who have been checking over their findings, according to sources at the council.

Which might explain the suggestion in the Eye’s latest “Music & Musicians” column: “It’s time for an investigation from a firmer hand – say the one on the end of the long arm of the law.”

It is not the first time that the Eye has suggested that intervention is overdue from what they like to call “Inspector Knacker of the Yard” into matters centred on Fisher’s Folly and Croydon Town Hall.

Eye, eye: Croydon is proving a rich source of material for the nation’s best-selling satirical fortnightly

But so far, there has been not a sniff of interest from the Boys in Blue, even with the discredited former leader of the council, Tony Newman, and his finance henchman, Simon Hall, still on “administrative suspension” from the Labour Party as a result of findings from a previous review of council affairs, conducted by the Local Government Association.

Perhaps the Labour Mayor of  London, Sadiq Khan, should ask the Metropolitan Police why that is?

Croydon is London’s Borough of Culture in 2023.

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1 Response to Now it’s the Fairfield Halls fiasco that gets one in the Eye

  1. Nick Davies says:

    Keep up the good work!

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