STEVEN DOWNES was delighted to return to the Clock Tower’s arthouse cinema when it welcomed home Johnny Moped last month
The David Lean Cinema is re-opened.
Please note, Madam Mayor. It is re-opened. Not “opened”.
The fizzy stuff was flowing and the mood was overwhelmingly positive. The Save the David Lean Cinema Campaign had, after years of hard-work and heartache, finally got the council’s padlocks removed and got access to the intimate venue for the purpose for which it was intended.
And there was more than a touch of surreality about it all, too. “It was hard to come to terms with,” said Raymond Burns. “There was Johnny Moped, and he was meeting… the… Mayor of Croydon.” The delight and surprise at such a counter-intuitive meeting of the punk legend and the borough’s civic representative was not lost on those fortunate enough to be there on this night of nights.
There could not have been a more Croydon movie with which to mark the David Lean’s re-opening than Basically Johnny Moped, the warts-and-all, bittersweet documentary, lovingly told by director Fred Burns, the son of the aforementioned Raymond, who made regular appearances in the narrative of the film through his punk era alter ego, Captain Sensible.
“We were sort of anti- the whole rock ‘n roll, Americanised thing,” Raymond Burns (he was in his “civilian” garb, and wasn’t wearing the Captain’s trademark shades or red beret at the time) told me. And that is so Croydon.
The film is a kind of Spinal Tap, except that this one is for real, something that actually happened, with the action centred in and around Croydon through the 1970s and 1980s, and much of it captured on shakycam home movies. It could never have been fiction: who possibly could have come up with the idea of a band performing an open-air concert tour all in one day, with the venues being outside a Warlingham pub, in the middle of a roundabout, and on the steps of the Fairfield Hall – complete with the appearance of a Blakey-esque commissionaire? It could only have happened in Croydon.
Having been there on the tearful last night nearly three years ago with another Croydon icon, Ronnie Corbett, to be back for the re-opening with the cinema packed, and witnessing the Clock Tower bar bustlingly full, this was a significant vindication for the work of the campaign group following the Conservative council’s ill-informed decision to close the venue in 2011. Apart from Mayoress Yvette Hopley, the only other local politics figure there was the somewhat lonely-looking figure of Councillor Adam Kellett. Apparently, no Labour councillor could obtain a ticket.
There was no great triumphalism, more a sense of three wasted years. As Fred Burns said, “We’ve been waiting for this day for a long time, because we really wanted to get a screening in Croydon, in this cinema, and we really wanted to be part of this occasion.”
All tribute, then, to Adrian Winchester, the chair of the Save the David Lean Cinema Campaign who joined the dots between the re-opening and the film’s Croydon connections: in a previous life, Winchester, too, had been part of the Moped band. Though what the band members saw in Winchester’s musical work that they did not like in Chrissie Hynde, who they managed to fire from the band twice, is anyone’s guess.
Moped, the Captain and the Mayoress cut three strips of 35mm film to mark the re-opening. Now the Campaign is staging regular screenings of suitable arthouse movies, usually on Thursdays, though tickets can be hard to get hold of: two screenings after Moped all sold out.
If you get a chance to see the Moped film, do so (it is available via download here). It is a delightful capturing of an era which flitted through the national consciousness just before Thatcherism. And if you get a chance to go and see Johnny Moped and his band perform a gig – they still do two or three gigs a year, when Johnny’s able to get the time away from his responsibilities as a full-time carer – then try to get along. It will be different.
- Tickets for all screenings are £7.50. Concessions (Freedom Pass holders, full time students, claimants and disabled) £6. Bookings can be made online via TicketSource
David Lean Cinema May programme
Thu May 1 at 2.30pm and 7.30pm THE RAILWAY MAN (15) 2013 AUSTRALIA/UK 116 min Director: Jonathan Teplitzky
Starring: Colin Firth, Nicole Kidman, Jeremy Irvine, Stellan Skarsgård Eric Lomax was one of thousands of Allied prisoners of war forced to work on the construction of the Thai/Burma railway during WW2. Years later, he found out that the Japanese officer who had tormented him was still alive, and faced the decision of whether to confront him.
Thu May 8 at 2.30pm and 7.30pm WADJDA (PG) 2012 SAUDI ARABIA/GERMANY 98 mins (subtitled) Director: Haifaa al Mansour
Starring: Waad Mohammed, Reem Abdullah The first Saudi feature film by a female director is the charming and acclaimed story of a defiant 11-year-old girl who attempts to win her school’s Koran recitation competition so she can buy a bicycle.
Sat May 10 at 2.30pm only BLUE JASMINE (15) 2013 USA 98 mins Director: Woody Allen
Starring: Cate Blanchett, Alec Baldwin, Sally Hawkins A New York socialite arrives in San Francisco, swapping a gilded life as a banker’s wife for her adopted sister’s flat in a working-class neighbourhood. Cate Blanchett’s portrayal of the charismatic but increasingly troubled Jasmine won her the Academy Award for Best Actress.
Thu May 15 at 2.30pm and 7.30pm THE INVISIBLE WOMAN (12A) 2013 UK 111 mins Director: Ralph Fiennes
Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Felicity Jones, Kristin Scott Thomas, Tom Hollander An adaptation of Claire Tomalin’s book, exploring the stormy but enduring affair between actress Ellen Ternan (played by Jones to wide acclaim) and the far older Charles Dickens (Fiennes).
Thu May 22 at 2.30pm and 7.30pm THE ROCKET (PG) 2013 AUSTRALIA/ THAILAND/LAOS 96 mins (subtitled) Director: Kim Mordaunt
Starring: Sitthiphon Disamoe, Loungnam Kaosainam, Suthep Po-ngam A huge audience hit at film festivals worldwide, this exciting and highly original film tells the story of a supposedly cursed boy battling to overcome his family’s hardships, culminating in a spectacular rocket-building contest. Beautiful scenery and delightful performances make this a must-see.
Thu May 29 at 2.30pm and 7.30pm DALLAS BUYERS CLUB (15) 2013 USA 117 mins Director: Jean-Marc Vallée
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Jared Leto Winning acting Oscars for McConaughey and Leto, this is the story of an ordinary Texan man who took on the medical Establishment to obtain affordable AIDS medication for himself and others.
Coming to Croydon
- Arts and Crafts Market, Exchange Square, Apr 19
- Private Peaceful, Charles Cryer Theatre, Apr 23-26
- Alison, A Rock Opera, Spread Eagle Theatre, Apr 23-26
- David Lean Cinema: Short Term, Apr 24
- Stop The Incinerator Beer and Bingo fund-raiser, Apr 28
- Future of Crystal Palace debate, Apr 30
- Hauntology – the architecture of Croydon, Apr 5-May 2
- Norwood Society Talk: West Norwood – a place of change, May 15
- Croydon RFC charity memorial day, May 17
- Norwood Society Talk: The Concrete Church, June 19
- Crystal Palace Overground Festival, June 26-29
- Norwood Society Talk: War Memorials, Sep 18
- Norwood Society Talk: From Fire Station to Theatre, Oct 16
- Norwood Society Talk: Lambeth’s Archives, Nov 20
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