Cursed: Coulsdon councillor Mario Creatura has been busy supporting all of the Tory leadership candidates
These are troubled, perplexing and confusing times for Croydon’s Conservatives.
After all: what a choice!
Who to pick?
For Coulsdon councillor Mario Creatura, the gobby factotum to Gavin Barwell, later No10’s head of tweets, and now a wannabe MP who no one wants, it must be tough to make a choice in the Tory leadership contest.
After a slightly odd – some used the word “deranged” – Conservative Party conference in Birmingham, where Rishi Sunak took a final bow as party leader and Liz Truss appeared to be making a case for her return, the process to select a successor as leader has now reached the final trio.
Tom Tugendhat was the latest to be eliminated yesterday. So much for his campaign having the support of Croydon’s Creatura. Actually, that’s probably what did for Tugendhat.
Ringer’s endorsement: Creatura has backed almost all of them. So Cleverly was due a Creatura endorsement once he emerged as the likely winner…
James Cleverly now has the backing of most Conservative MPs after what’s regarded as a “barnstorming” conference performance. All these things are relative, of course; a call from Cleverly at conference for the party to be more “normal” perhaps encapsulates how abnormal the post-Brexit, post-Boris Tory Party has become.
Cleverly, a colonel in the Army reserves, is now in there pitching ahead of Bad Boy Bobby Jenrick and Keni BadEnoch. Such a choice.
Creatura, as you might expect of him, has declared his undying loyalty to pretty much all of them at some point.
Last night, it was Cleverly who got the Creatura seal of approval. Or is that “kiss of death”? “We need a leader with a clear vision for our country,” Creatura-the-change-coat now tweeted. Creatura even ascribes to Cleverly “a magical ability”, which seems a bit of a stretch.
The three contenders will become two later today, based again on the votes of Tory MPs, with the final pair being put to the Conservative Party members for the decisive ballot between October 10 and 31. This vote is to be conducted online – has anyone asked Croydon councillor Maddie Henson if they can have a borrow of her company’s Anonyvoter system?
The MPs’ polling results yesterday set up a 24-hour scramble for Jenrick and BadEnoch to try to ensure they have enough support to get to the final two. Last night, there was just one vote separating the two far right-wingers.
It revived rows around dirty tricks being deployed by the different camps, with allies of the candidates having previously accused one another of seeking to stitch up the race. After yesterday’s result, an ally of Jenrick claimed his backers had supported Cleverly in a bid to keep BadEnoch off the final ballot.
Fickle: there was a time when even Kemi BadEnoch was getting the Creatura fawning treatment
“One or two of our supporters got a bit energetic in the stop Kemi campaign,” they said.
Tugendhat, a former security minister and favourite of the “One Nation” caucus of Tory MPs, was knocked out after being backed by just 20 votes. All that energetic support from Creatura and his Coulsdon cronies all counted for nothing…
Creatura, who no Conservative members picked to stand as their parliamentary candidate in July’s General Election, had written a piece for Conservative Home about why Tugendhat was the right choice for party leader.
“We need someone who can unite our wonderful party,” Creatura chirped.
“Of the many talented candidates before us, I believe that person is Tom Tugendhat.”
Cursed by Creatura. The poor bloke had no chance.
But Creatura is nothing if not fickle. He certainly puts his political support around a bit – backing anyone who he thinks might give his own flagging political career a bit of a boost.
Pork markets: Creatura is nothing if not superficial
“Lovely meeting Liz Truss last night,” Creatura wrote in August 2022, apparently without any inkling, or care, that this bat-shit crazy woman was about to cause one of the biggest financial meltdowns in British history. House-owners in Croydon saw their monthly mortgage payments nearly double as a result of the Truss and KamiKwasi Kwarteng mini-budget. All delivered with the eager assistance of Croydon South MP Chris Philp.
According to Creatura, though, “Pork Markets” Truss was an exemplar of financial prudence and commonsense.
“Liz knew Labour bankrupted Croydon,” Creatura gushed. “She’ll help [Jason Perry] fix our borough if she becomes PM!”
Well, that never happened, and despite being given approaching £100million in central government bail-outs and hiking your Council Tax by 21%, Perry looks well on his way to issuing a second Section 114 notice of his own. Wowzers!, as some in the YCs are still wont to say…
And while Philp is known as “a nose in search of a bum”, Creatura, too, is never averse to fawning over any passing political figure who might help his own interests.
Remember when he got the support of the members of “the Church of Bling”, a religious cult, to go out and canvass in central Croydon to get him elected as MP? SPAC Nation has since been stripped of its charity status and has been subject to a series of investigations over abuse and fraud. So ideal partners for the Conservative Party, some might suggest…
Back in those heady days of 2019, when Creatura still seemed to think he might get elected as MP for Croydon Central, “It was great to welcome [Kemi BadEnoch] to Croydon,” he tweeted. “She certainly got all the Croydon Tories in the room raring to go for the campaign ahead.”
Sniping sagely from the sidelines: Lord Barwell’s offering last night
And did we say fickle? Or does Creatura simply take the voters for being thick?
Back in July 2022, at the time of the previous Tory election contest, Creatura tweeted this little message after a visit from Sunak. “Rishi is fully aware Labour bankrupted the council – and will work with [Jason Perry] to fix them if he’s our next PM!”
Almost exactly the same messaging Creatura provided when leadership rival Truss was in town. And no, when Sunak was Prime Minister, he did nothing to help Perry, or anyone, to fix cash-strapped Croydon Council’s finances, crippled after a decade of Tory-imposed austerity which is not anything Creatura would ever be honest enough to admit to).
Just about the only “candidate” for leadership of the Conservative Party that Creatura has not yet endorsed is Nigel Farage. It can only be a matter of time.
But as Creatura’s former boss, Lord Barwell, sagely sniped from the sidelines yesterday when someone suggested that there could be a mass exodus to Farage’s Reform UK Party, including the execrable Torygraph columnist Allison Pearson, if Cleverly wins: “If she is saying she will leave if James Cleverly wins, that’s a pretty compelling argument for voting for James…”.
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Mario Creatura and his political philosophy of the path of least resistance to gain political power. The problem with these fast running torrents is that they inevitably go down the nearest drain avaliable and ends up in the sewer. So with all the Tory leader elections of the past few years who will he be endorsing with his undying loyalty this time. Has Cleverly got enough momentum to get over the line despite Mario’s support?
Surely some local Tory Party somewhere have a membership who are so ancient they don’t do the dreaded google search and discover the endless track record of ineptitude when something beginning with M and ending with an a is typed in.
if croydon conservative councillor mario creatura is now backing james cleverly for the conservative leader ship he has made the right decision only james cleverly could unite the party with a clear vision we have only had 3 months of a labour government and it has proved massively unpopular already and worse is to come with our countryside being decimated with housing developments and labour going full ahead with their green agenda pushing up energy bills as well as mass immigration the conservatives have all to play for at the next general election if they use their initiative i will be voting conservative in future elections i have signed the conservative campaign of stopping the labour party removing the winter fuel allowance for millions of pensioners as i will be a pensioner myself in 7 months time on the basic state pension labour have totally lost my support
I see your caps key isn’t working steven – please get it fixed, as this schoolboy error would normally fail IC’s high editorial standards for publication. Actually, I suspect that IC’s subs bench has posted your missive unedited to make exactly that point. Better luck next time
Less than 4 months ago, Steven was loudly proclaiming his support for Labour, in full Caps Lock mode https://insidecroydon.com/2024/06/27/the-fundamental-dishonesty-around-this-dog-whistle-election/
The one thing that hasn’t changed is his reluctance or inability to use full stops.
Use of the full stop key would have been nice, too, in this stream of consciousness.
PS I am catching up with belatedly reading my IC emails. 🙂
And lo! It came to pass.
Creatura’s support sank Cleverly’s hopes.
Who does Mario now pledge his allegiance to now. The rock or the hard place?
Prescient iC.
Cleverly missing out is a blow for the many Croydon Conservatives who endorsed Cleverly who they saw as the best prospect for winning over urban London voters.
They used to say that Conservative MP’s are the most sophisticated electorate in the world. Looks like too many voted tactically, or worse, were encouraged to vote tactically regarding this as a second place contest only between Badenoch & Jenrick.
Chris Philp backed the winner of the Parliamentary vote. He could be congratulated on his political skill.
I have previously been a participant in a Conservative MP leadership election.
On the backing the winner issue –
Richard Ottaway, the then Croydon South Conservative MP, advised me that his experience counselled that you SHOULD vote for the winner, not the best choice. Ottaway felt that his prospects had not been aided by his previous enthusiastic support for Michael Heseltine.
On voting tactically –
I ignored Richard Ottaway’s advice and ignored suggestions from the Cameron campaign that it would be held against me if I did not vote Cameron in round 1. I voted for Clarke. Davis, a former resident two houses away from where I lived in South Croydon, was more reasonable and personally supportive and pleasant.
In transferring in the second round to Cameron the instruction from the Cameron campaign was instead to vote Fox to keep Davis out of the party membership vote. I told them I would not do so.
These tactical voting games may have been Cleverly’s undoing.
Well these were the days before the Tories became one hundred and twenty one strong and so would have had some buffer to prevent the complete ineptitude that has occurred here. Perhaps they still live in a past where they believe they are the most sophisticated electorate in the world and have over 300 seats. Long may they do so if they want to enter the phase of oblivion that they so richly deserve.
Thought they were all buffers…
I just saw the hapless/hopeless Chris Philp on the BBC London news talking about something or other, but his caption said “Shadow Leader of the House of Commons”. I know there aren’t so many Tory MPs at the moment, but how on earth did he get that appointment ?!
Because it’s a non-job, Rishi’s on his way out, and there’s no one else.
Oh, and Philp was being suitably outraged about a non-story in The S*n that turns out to be untrue.
Am sure the Croydon South constituents will think that excellent use of their MP’s time (and their money)
Creatura from the Blue Lagoon strikes again. He’ll have to say who he’s backing next so I can put money on the other candidate.