Exclusive: John Loony wins Tory election (sort of). At last

After a political career that started in failure (to misquote Enoch Powell), John Cartwright has at last won a public vote.

The next leader of the Croydon Tories? A campaign picture that says so much

The next leader of the Croydon Tories? A campaign picture that says so much

Cartwright, after spending 20 years contesting every possible election in Croydon as John Loony, the Official Monster Raving Loony candidate, is the runaway winner of Inside Croydon’s online ballot to discover who our readers believe to be best suited to be the next leader of the Croydon Tories, taking over from florid-faced Mike Fisher, after he was caught red-handed topping up his councillor allowances pot in the #WadGate scandal.

Loony, aka Cartwright, got the backing of 25 per cent of those who took part in our exclusive online poll, more than twice as many votes as any other candidate.

The Inside Croydon ballot ought to send a chill down the spine (if they have one) of the local Tory leadership (ie. Gavin Barwell), since votes for John Loony/Cartwright and another option, “None of the above”, amounted to 42 per cent of all those cast.

That’s hardly a ringing endorsement of the calibre of Conservative councillors serving at the Town Hall.

And therein lies the snag in any Loony/Cartwright leadership “campaign”.

Despite being welcomed with open arms by the Tories when he defected from the Monster Raving Loonies last year, and being perfectly qualified for the upper echelons of the Croydon Conservatives as he is a Trinity School old boy, Loony/Cartwright is unable to stand for the leadership of his local party because he is not already a councillor.

“If anyone is betting on me to become leader of the Conservative group on the council, they’re even more bonkers than the insane people who incorrectly voted for a Labour council in the first place,” the ever-loyal Tory Cartwright told Inside Croydon, adopting the party line determined by Fisher, of blaming the voters for exercising their democratic rights.

Jimmy the Snark, our tame bookies’ runner, had tipped Croham councillor Maria Gatland as the hot favourite to win any leadership contest. “She’d go down a bomb,” Jimmy said, not altogether originally. But she’s been bombed out of this contest.

“The bookmakers have stopped taking money on the contest now,” Snark said this morning.

“It’s as good as decided already, so much so that it’s looking like a stitch-up inside job for Tim Pollard. In fact, Paddy Powell’s now offering odds-on that it was Pollard who leaked the details of Fisher’s allowances to the papers.”

Pollard was very much a key part of Mike Fisher’s team in running the council for the past eight years, accumulating a “black hole of debt”. It was Pollard who led on ignoring council policy and legal advice to take publicly owned crockery from Croydon’s Riesco Collection, valued as worth £13 million, and managed to flog it off in Hong Kong for a mere £6.5million. “Plunderer Pollard” got just 13 per cent of the votes in our online poll.

Odds on: Tim Pollard

Odds on: Tim Pollard

Gatland secured 12 per cent, while Dudley Mead got just 4 per cent, largely because he was telling anyone who was interested that, now in his 70s, the time has come for a new generation to shine. Whether he was thinking of Pollard’s generation is uncertain.

Last in our poll was the ever-unpopular Phil Thomas.

With the Tory group on the council reduced to just 30 councillors, it is fair to say that there’s not a large pool of talent to choose from. Pollard, a councillor for Sanderstead, is believed already to have the support of more than the 15 council colleagues required for an outright majority. It may have helped that no one else has come forward to stand.

Pollard is not entirely inexperienced, either, on the matter of snouts-in-the-trough over council allowances. Since 2010, Pollard and his wife, Helen Pollard, erstwhile councillor for Heathfield ward, between them have received in council allowances:


All entirely legal and above board, and also, at more than £67,000 per year, above the amount which Mike Fisher was claiming even with his secretive extra 10 grand that saw him forced to resign as Tory leader.

Helen Pollard’s contribution to her household’s income, more than £21,000 per annum paid for by Council Tax-payers, was put in jeopardy earlier this year when Conservative party members  in Heathfield did not consider her good enough to be a candidate for the local elections. She was deselected. Belatedly, however, she sought selection in Fairfield ward, where she did get picked – much to Tim’s relief – and was elected.

Of course, now in opposition, the allowances available to the Pollard household are much reduced. If he becomes the leader of the opposition on the council, Tim Pollard can expect to receive £32,000 per year. That should soften the blow a little.

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2 Responses to Exclusive: John Loony wins Tory election (sort of). At last

  1. When i saw the headline for this edition of inside croydon i actually thought for a minute “No, surely not, have they really? I suppose he’s as good as any of the others” Had me going there for a moment….

  2. derekthrower says:

    A deserved victory and Croydon’s Tories deserve him. A traitor to the cause of Loonyism.

    On second thoughts he has found his natural home.

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